Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.
Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:
Tim B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerNice material, I’ve always liked your product
Aaron R (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerExpected a normal hoodie not with some strange slave pocket thing
Dom V (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerSo comfy I only got to wear it once before my girlfriend claimed it
LYNDON B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerLove it! The hood doesn’t pull up at tight at the back. The length is brilliant through the arms and body. I’m warm! And great service on my order notes too. Thanks guys!
Sam V (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerEveryday wear that lasts
ALEX S (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThis is really nice. A bit lighter weight than other hoodies, nice inner lining in the hood. Very nice graphics. Good quality.