Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.
Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:
Brad K (verified owner) –
Verified Buyerneeds a zipper and small size then it’s 5-star
Justin F (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerPretty damn good, just miss the old hoodie with the finger holes but still extremely happy
Zak S (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerQuality jumpers although they are very slim, I could barely get them over my shoulders so had to gift them too a friend.
Would be 5 stars if they fit
Ben C (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGood fit, good feel.
Andrew S (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI was really hoping the hoodies would be sized like the t-shirts as I like a kind of sloppy hoody but they’re more slim fit than the tees. The quality is awesome, though, and even though they’re not as big as I’d have liked they’re super comfortable.
cameron s (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerVery slim fit for a 3xl