Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.
Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:
Leonie L (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThese are very long, im 6’4 and they come to just above my knees, like im wearing a dress
Well made tops
the pocket could be moved up so it doesnt look like your playing with yourself.
Maybe have a Tall Top that doesn’t go so far down and extra tall top that goes down further
Corey J (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI like there length and the extra pocket in the front lol
Ryan G (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerQuality is great as always with the jumpers, I did find that out of the two hoddies the sizing was a little different between the two.
I did laugh at the Mugsey comment on the tag.
Timothy N (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerOnly got one hoodie due to been out of stock but was replaced with a few extra shirts love the purple of the jumper i did get tho
Matthew J (verified owner) –
Verified Buyeryeah it’s alright, ey
Brayden R (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThe wristbands are long to long