Inspired by Ron Jeremy’s couch, our limited edition velvet hoodie will have you looking fresher than a 70s pornstar ⭐️
Did we mention the comfort? George Costanza put it best “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”
We’ve spared no expenses packing this longline beauty full of value:
- Reinforced kangaroo pocket
- Metal-tipped hoodie toggles to shut the wind (and world) out.
- Brushed inner for the comfiest, snuggest couch and chill sessions yet.
- Mid-weight – perfect for spring/autumn and layering in winter.
Oh and did we mention they’re LONG!? Yep, you won’t even have to worry about putting on a pair of pants when you’re pottering around the house. Better yet – if you’re heading up to the snow, our tried and tested tall hoodies will help keep the snow out of your pants and have you looking steezy AF.

Check the sizing for measurements. Measurements are in centimetres:











Steve W (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerThey’re heaps smaller and I gave them to my little brother , I won’t be buying again
Tristan S (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerYou’s have ruined a good thing they suck ass didn’t even bother openin second one
kaliyah c (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI got sent the wrong colour Bodie so I wasn’t impressed
Ashley O (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerVery strage cut, too tight in the forearms and very baggy in the upper arm, also the picture of the product doeant match the real thing.
Ash S (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerI’ll let you know when they finally arrive…
Dylan B (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerSizing is so inconsistent. Everytime i get an order the sizing is different. 3XL shirts have fit me perfectly on some orders and is too tight on others. The 3XL hoodie is ridiculously tight and would have been sent back but its too late now. I like the store and the quality of shirts is terrific but i cant keep gambling on sizing