Ever feel like you’re forgetting something? Like that time you won the National Tree Climbing Championship in ’92? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our limited edition ‘Tree Tall Tee’.
Crafted from premium heavyweight cotton, this tee is as comfortable as a treehouse and as reliable as your old climbing rope. Designed with the tall folks in mind, it’s the perfect fit for those who’ve always had a knack for reaching new heights.
The charm of this tee is in the details. A 90s inspired graphic proudly proclaims ‘National Tree Climbing Champion 1992’, a title you didn’t know you held, but are now ready to defend. It’s a fun, lighthearted nod to the simpler times of childhood, transforming a simple white tee into a badge of honour.
When it comes to styling, the ‘Tree Tall Tee’ is as versatile as your climbing strategies. Pair it with jeans for a casual day out, or with chinos for a laid-back date night. Its crisp white hue makes it a perfect canvas for any outfit, so feel free to mix and match.
So why wait? Show off your forgotten tree climbing prowess with our ‘Tree Tall Tee’. And remember, if this tee doesn’t make you feel like the champion you once were, we offer 30-day returns. Just remember, tree climbing attempts after a few beers are not recommended. We don’t offer returns on broken bones!










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Caleb M. –
Seriously.
Chris A (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat
Absolute value and quality.
Koil S (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerNice
I was looking for options as the plain black tshirts were sold out, and I found this and liked the design. I’m in a consensual BDSM relationship and I use zip ties all the time when restraining my partner and she loves the design.
Brodie G (verified owner) –
Verified Buyeri dont buy shirts anywhere else
Great shirt, perfect fit and super comfy
Steph p (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerNo more belly buttons!!
As the wife of a 6’7″ husband and mother of 2 boys measuring 6’5″ and 6’9″ my daily view is of belly buttons, and many family photos have been halted to check everyone has their hands by their side and looking respectable. Now they can just relax and still be comfortable. Now Im hoping they can add long sleeve tees to the collection soon. And more color variations