Slurred Vision Tall Tee

Dark. Twisted. Back by demand.

The Slurred Vision Tall Tee returns—limited edition, hand screen-printed, and straight from the depths of Adelaide artist Sam Cole’s (aka Slurred Vision’s) mind. It’s not for the faint-hearted. This one’s stitched with chaos.

On the back: a full-blown, psychosurgery-inspired piece that demands a second look—if you can stomach it. Up front: a crooked little smiley that says everything and nothing at all.

Printed on our signature Cloud-9 heavyweight cotton, the tall fit’s locked in—long through the body and sleeves, with double-stitched hems and a classic crew neck. Because something this unhinged deserves a canvas that’s built to last.

Made for tall blokes who like their art with a bit of bite—and their wardrobe with a side of weird. Don’t sleep on it. When it’s gone, it’s gone.

OUR GUARANTEE

Superior heavyweight cotton. Backed by a 30-day warranty.

Designed tall and slim. Not short and boxy.

Get them by the weekend! We ship from Melbourne, Australia.

Ethically sourced and locally designed. Kids belong in the playground, not in factories.

Old school customer service. Expect quick replies from real people, no bots!

We’re passionate about supporting local Aussie talent; from musicians to athletes, from graphic designers to thrill-seekers. Since 2014, we’ve prided ourselves on clothing you legends and most importantly, putting an end to the dreaded plumbers crack! #tallteesforlife