Dark. Twisted. Back by demand.
The Slurred Vision Tall Tee returns—limited edition, hand screen-printed, and straight from the depths of Adelaide artist Sam Cole’s (aka Slurred Vision’s) mind. It’s not for the faint-hearted. This one’s stitched with chaos.
On the back: a full-blown, psychosurgery-inspired piece that demands a second look—if you can stomach it. Up front: a crooked little smiley that says everything and nothing at all.
Printed on our signature Cloud-9 heavyweight cotton, the tall fit’s locked in—long through the body and sleeves, with double-stitched hems and a classic crew neck. Because something this unhinged deserves a canvas that’s built to last.
Made for tall blokes who like their art with a bit of bite—and their wardrobe with a side of weird. Don’t sleep on it. When it’s gone, it’s gone.
OUR GUARANTEE
Superior heavyweight cotton. Backed by a 30-day warranty.
Designed tall and slim. Not short and boxy.
Get them by the weekend! We ship from Melbourne, Australia.
Ethically sourced and locally designed. Kids belong in the playground, not in factories.
Old school customer service. Expect quick replies from real people, no bots!
We’re passionate about supporting local Aussie talent; from musicians to athletes, from graphic designers to thrill-seekers. Since 2014, we’ve prided ourselves on clothing you legends and most importantly, putting an end to the dreaded plumbers crack! #tallteesforlife









Alex N. –
I love this website. Always great products and the prices are great too.
Cant recommend highly enough. Thank you
Caleb M. –
Seriously.
Chris A (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerGreat
Absolute value and quality.
Koil S (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerNice
I was looking for options as the plain black tshirts were sold out, and I found this and liked the design. I’m in a consensual BDSM relationship and I use zip ties all the time when restraining my partner and she loves the design.
Brodie G (verified owner) –
Verified Buyeri dont buy shirts anywhere else
Great shirt, perfect fit and super comfy
Steph p (verified owner) –
Verified BuyerNo more belly buttons!!
As the wife of a 6’7″ husband and mother of 2 boys measuring 6’5″ and 6’9″ my daily view is of belly buttons, and many family photos have been halted to check everyone has their hands by their side and looking respectable. Now they can just relax and still be comfortable. Now Im hoping they can add long sleeve tees to the collection soon. And more color variations